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>> Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Have you ever stayed up to watch those infomercials that come on at about 2am, that try their best to sell you some overpriced exercise machine? Well I have, and I think they're hilarious. Apparently, the only people who use them are super-toned super heroes, with muscles bulging in places that don't quite look right, and naturally we believe they look like this through exclusive use of this machine, and with no help from those funny pills that a guy called "Bazza" has supplied them. Hmm...
Anyway, I'm not here to sell you a "SuperPowerBoostAwesomeGo 3000". I remember seeing one recently where the presenter said "without this machine, it would of taken me, like, loads of months, like, to get all, umm, you know, toned and stuff". Really? You want me to start taking you seriously?
